1. Just accidentally pressed the back button on my mouse after like 2 hours of scrolling. Fuck this.

     

  2. nauseabonde:

    when somebody joins tumblr

    (via pixie-z)

     

  3. sieg-howdy:

    Friendly reminder that you can buy sweets called “Ärsche mit Ohren” in germany, which is literally translated with “asses with ears”

    I FORGOT THESE EXIST

    (Source: whocarloto, via b00zin)

     

  4. nikkisanjuan:

    How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

    That’s parenting done right

    (via pixie-z)

     

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  6. fisaspoopyforestgreen:

    I wish I knew how to flirt like this.

    (Source: snakes-with-legs, via pixie-z)

     

  7. chipxqueen:

    That’s what you get

    (Source: memewhore, via pixie-z)

     

  8. thebsdboys:

    OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  9. hobolunchbox:

    Partly horrifying, clearing in the afternoon…

    (via b00zin)

     

  10. elasticpoodle:

    As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

    (Source: memewhore, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  11. 90377:

    IMG_2833 by juniperj on Flickr.

    (via b00zin)

     

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  13. chocolatemilkzombie:

    hespokeoftoast:

    I was not fucking ready

    son stop zamboniing all over my hopes and dreams

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

  14. kidzbopofficial:

    plunged:

    HILARIOUS TEXTS FROM THE EX

    I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH ALL OF THESE AND GIGGLING BUT WHEN I GOT TO NUMBER 10 I COMPLETELY LOST IT

    (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     

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